Monday, February 21, 2011

Like a phoenix from the ashes!

Ok, I admit. I suck at blogging regularly. It's not been from a lack of crazy brides, I assure you. But you don't want to hear about my slacker-ness. You came for crazies, and that's what you shall get!

Well, apparently I can't think of stories right now, so how about I just mock ugly dresses?

As requested, today I make fun of Tornai dresses.

How many muppets had to die to make this dress? Even if the answer is none, it's still too many. Also, when wearing a hideous gown the color of a teddy ruckspin, be sure to pair it with your pink fox scarf. It's to die for.

No. Just no.

Again with the sheer corset top. Oh, but in case you want to be extra skanky, ride that skirt so low you would make the teen boys in my neighborhood question the choice.

I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DemAAHHHHHH!!! Why did she defile my grandma's doily collection like that?

Atreyu. Don't say her name. Hop on your giant flying dog and save yourself before your inability to look away from the side cut-outs allows her to eat your brains.