Thursday, March 25, 2010

Disclaimers and stuff

I suppose I need to put this up here somewhere:
This blog is for entertainment purposes. I make a large effort to keep everyone (including myself) anonymous. If you somehow happen upon this and think you know who I am, or think I am talking about you and your tender little feelers are all hurt, just ask me and I will remove the story. Honestly, the likelihood of this happening is about the same as me winning an oscar. I'm not sure how it would happen, but I have my fancy shoes all polished just in case.

I know I am not the only one out there with crazy stories, so feel free to email me your own. Please keep it to stories you have experienced first-hand, since we're all about integrity around here.

Comments and discussion are encouraged and welcome. I will be screening all comments for now, but maybe if you're good you can say what you want and have one (ONE!) juicebox before your afternoon nap. Maybe.

I have plenty more crazy, but for now I have to go work on a dress that has been re-done 3 other times. Yes. This is attempt number 4 to satisfy this precious little snowflake because some people don't know or say what they want. Only 3 more hours before I have to put on my "Yay, weddings!" face. In the meantime what do you want to hear about? Funny stories? Awkward moments? How I got stuck doing this? How not to end up on this blog? Just tell me. I do, after all, make a habit of giving the people what they want.

3 comments:

  1. Anything and everything!

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  2. Sewing Slave, I don't know how to tell you this, BUT YOU JUST WON AN OSCAR!!!!

    Now that Mo'Nique got an Academy Award, they're pretty much just handing them out.

    And a little background would be nice, but not too much. Anonymity is, after all, a plus for blogs like this (and your business).

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